"I love talking to girls and going on dates. My ideal wingman would be Robert Pattinson. We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens. He landed back in Los Angeles last week, so maybe we can go and work some of the magic."
"Robert says his hair is a great ice-breaker so maybe we can go up to girls and be like, 'Do you wanna touch our hair?' How about that for an opening line?"
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