Crossing the Blues
It was an extreme analogy but it got the point across. Recently Coldplay's Chris Martin spoke to Q magazine about what it would be like to be invited to participate in a popular music festival (Glastonbury).. his answer?



That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.”



We don't know what's more disturbing, Chris knowing the impact Rob has on girls or us thinking it was a brilliant analogy. ;)




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